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> More
> points to ponder…
>

> How
> important does a person have to be before they are
> considered assassinated instead of just
> murdered? 

>
> Once
> you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes
> you were buried in for eternity?  

> Why
> does a round pizza come in a square box?
>

> What
> disease did cured ham actually have? 
>
>
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out
> it would be a good idea to put wheels on
> luggage?  
>
>
>
> Why is
> it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when
> babies wake up like every two hours?   
>
>
>
> Why
> do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> binoculars to look at things on the ground? 
>
>
>
> Why do doctors leave
> the room while you change?
>
> They're going to see you naked anyway... 
>
>
>
> Why is
> 'bra' singular and 'panties'
> plural? 
>
>
>
> Why do
> toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
> horrible crisp, which no decent human being would
> eat? 
>
>
>
> If
> Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
> song about him? 
>
>
>
> Why
> does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
> They're both dogs! 
>
>
>
> If
> corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> vegetables, what is baby oil made from? 
>
>
>
> Do the
> Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> tune? 
>
>
>
> Why
> did you just try singing the two songs
> above? 
>
>
>
> Did
> you ever notice that when you blow in a
> dog's face,
>  he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride,
> he sticks his head out the window?  
>
>
>
> Why,
> Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know
> the batteries are getting dead? 
>
>
>
> Why
> do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when
> they know there is not enough money? 
>
>

> Why
> does someone believe you when you say there are four 
>
> billion stars, but check
> when you say the paint is wet? 
>
>>
> Why do
> they use sterilized needles fordeath by
>  lethal injection? 
>
>
> Why
> doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 
>
>
>
> Why
> does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when
> you throw a revolver at him? 
>
>
>
> Why
> do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 
>
>
>
> If
> people evolved from apes, why are there still
> apes? 
>
>
>
> Why is
> it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
> are always white? 
>
>
>
> Is
> there ever a day that sofas   are
>  not on sale? 
>
>
>
> Why
> do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes
> that something new to eat will have
> materialized? 
>
>
>
> Why do
> people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their
> vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it,
> then put it down to give the  vacuum one more chance?  
>
>
>
> Why
> is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your
> first try? 
>
>
>
> How do
> those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? 
>
>
>
> Why is
> it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
> falling off the table you always manage to knock something
> else over? 
>
>
>
> In
> winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
> summer when we complained about the heat? 
>
>
>
> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? 
>
>
>
> The
> statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons
> is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
> three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. 

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